The Little Goat: I'm a alligator, Mom. You're a alligator and Dad's a alligator.
Me: And what is Squawky?
LG: Squawky's a duck. I'm a alligator. I'm going to eat the duck!
Me: Oh no! That would make Mom sad. I don't want Squawky to get eaten. Who will you play with?
LG: Well not Squawky, anyway.