(Almost) Wordless Wednesday - Signs We Saw on Holiday

*EDITED: Well once again, Blogger has let me down and I read claims that no one can see the pictures, which is strange because when I open Blogger on my computer, I can see the pictures just fine. At any rate, the first picture is a sign that says:

Take A - Drink
WHIZ
"A Better Beverage"

The second sign says:

Husband keep you up
SNORING?
SILENCE HIM
with the
AMAZING
Snore Mute
Jaw Muzzle
Sold at Better
Drugs & Dry Goods